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spoileradvisory:

I don’t know if people know about this but this needs to be shown to the entire world

(via hraugur)

cats-cafe:

guess who moved into my town yesterday image

(via nanosbeat)

squallster:

depressed—optimist:

my friend’s bunny really liked my boobs

squallster:

depressed—optimist:

my friend’s bunny really liked my boobs

(via karojunk)

wowza-wowzers:

HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK THEY TRACKED THEM DOWN. THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY THEY COULDVE DONE IT.

(via nanosbeat)

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

(via katieourmatie)

jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

(via mizax)

glacear:

when u open up ur 5th grade sketch book

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(via walkingmelons)

So this just happened.

modmad:

modmad:

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My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many

(via walkingmelons)

"You know, Daddy, this is my very best birthday!"

"Ah, but I haven’t given you your present yet."

(Source: mermaid-freak, via amummy)

how to kiss

kinkydonuts:


[step 1]
open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

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[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

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[step 3] move in for the kill

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(Source: conversationparade, via walkingmelons)